The Knights in Shiny Plastic Part 2
You come to very large forest filled with the indeginous desert bandits
You and your friend panic and throw water at them, hoping its their weakness.
"Ha Ha" the desert bandits say "You fools! We are not desert bandits!"
They throw off their disguises to reveal that they are secretly forest bandits.
Thoroughly confused, you and your friend start screaming.
The formerly-desert-bandits-but-now-forest-bandits charge you.
You and your friend decide to calf slap.