The Knights in Shiny Plastic


As you flail wildly, attempting to intimidate him,
the guard stares at you with utter terror in his eyes.

Thinking that you succeeded in asserting your dominance upon the guard,
You smile at your friend.

This, however was not the case.
The guard pulls a crucifix from his jacket and bellows,
"Begone from this place, demons!"

Confused at his reaction, you...