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My Resume



Languages I can Code in:

  • HTML
  • CSS
  • JavaScript
  • Python


Other things I can do:

  • Logo Design
  • Animation
  • Do Math Relatively Well
  • Instate Communism into Countries of your Choice
  • Operate a Panzerkampfwagen Sturmmörserwagen 606/4 mit 38 cm RW 61 Heavy Assault Gun
  • Recite the Communist Manifesto in English, Russian, Traditional Mandarin Chinese, or Binary
  • Absolutely Destroy you at Star Wars Battlefront
  • Write Analytical Essays about anything you Choose
  • Summon Dr. Suess Characters to do my Bidding whenever I want to
  • Make Extraordinarily Creative Insults about Anyone Except For Bob Ross or Steve Irwin

For examples of my work, see Samples.



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